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Joke of the Day
"How do you lower the United State's debt problem? Elect a female president."
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"Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message."
"Which position is for a baseball player wearing a buttplug? Shartstop"
"drinking game: take a shot every time the futility of your existence depresses you"
"What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net."
"I went to a sea-themed disco the other day.. I pulled a muscle."
"Just made 7 decisions based on my phone's battery life."
"How did the blind man pass the eye exam? He just kept walking"
"I don't understand how people can do such good impersonations. I can't even be myself around other people."
"So I made a Guardians of the Galaxy themed soft drink. I call it Groot beer."