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Joke of the Day
"If a wife is silent and not arguing it means she's sleeping."
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"If you're still writing checks, remember it's 2016 and you should probably find a better way to pay for your groceries."
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"Free Tibet I'LL TAKE IT!"
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"Top billiard player retires There are no queues."
"What do you get when you stick your dick in yogurt without asking first? Rape culture."
"What sucks about being an egg? You get laid once, and it's by your mom."
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