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Joke of the Day

"Free Tibet I'LL TAKE IT!"

"whats the difference between my sex life and racism racism actually exists"

"If a tree falls in the woods and the wife's not there to witness it, it'll be my fault when i get home."

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nein."

"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look at me I'm changing."

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. "

"Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes. Riceless."

"My wife asked me to grow a beard I didn't like it at first but it's really growing on me"

"*First Date* Me: *Flirting* You have to promise not to fall in love with me. Him: There's cheese in your hair. And we haven't eaten yet."

"Shredded cheese has officially been banned at grocery stores in the US. President Trump will make America grate again."