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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you stick your dick in yogurt without asking first? Rape culture."

"We built this city on rock n roll, bits of hair, couple of pieces of carpet we found. It's a horrible place to live honestly."

"*talking to mailman* So are you like, made of mail? *mailman laughs* ""sure, kid"" So that must mean.. *fireman & garbageman walk by* Holy shi"

"*NSFW-ish* Two nuns Two nun's are crossing the road when a vampire jumps out. Nun 1 turns to Nun 2 and says ""Quick, show him your cross"" Nun 2 turns to the Vampire and says ""Oi, Fuck off!"""

"What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head? The steering wheel."

"Dear guys wearing skinny jeans, I... Can't.... Breathe.... Sincerely, your damn balls."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because they weren't born yesterday."

"""IT'S A BOY"" I shouted, tears rolling down my face ""I DON'T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!"" It was at that moment I chose never to visit Thailand again."

"Him: I'd go to the end of the world for you! Me: Well... what are you waiting for then?"

"Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund To get a long little doggy"