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Joke of the Day
"Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself."
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"If you lost my trust, don't expect that sh*t back."
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"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"How many /r/Jokes users does it take to screw in a lightbulb Six. One to actually do it, and five to complain how it's the same one they've seen before."
"What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The Boston marathon finish line."
"Thank you student loans for helping me get through college and for all that you've done for me! I don't know how I'll ever repay you."
"I really hate being bipolar... ...it's great!"
"Him: ""What kinda chameleon do you have?"" Me: Karma ""Karma?"" Karma ""Karma.."" Karma chameleon ""How long you had him?"" He comes & goes.."
"What did the child with no hands get for his birthday? Nobody knows yet."