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Joke of the Day
"What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The Boston marathon finish line."
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"What suicidal space creature did Kirk find on the Enterprise? A Tribble with troubles."
"Ramen Noodles are like Masterbating When you finish, you feel guilt and regret."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with large breasts? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean!"
"Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle? Mohammed"
"You know what's great about being single ? Fucking everything"
"Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases? because they're inbred"
"What's the difference between me and a dentist? The dentist pulls it out when it hurts."
"A university in the United States was robbed of a whopping $170,000 One student managed to erase his own debt."
"Jewish Pedophile ""Do you want to buy some candies?"""