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Joke of the Day
"My favourite element is helium. I can't speak highly enough of it."
Next Joke
"I hate it when I go to hide out from my kids in the walk-in closet & my husband is already in there hiding out from me."
"Was forced to watch Lifetime and now I think my water just broke"
"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"
"What's the shortest book in the world? Deutscher Humor!"
"What does a Scottish cat say? Mee yew!"
"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!"
"How do you make something go viral? Herpes."
"Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably dear. I still have all of mine."
"What is Yoda's last name? Layhehoo"