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Joke of the Day
"If you lost my trust, don't expect that sh*t back."
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"""Holy shit, that guy eats a lot of pizza"" -people that walk by my house on recycling day."
"What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion? the republican presidential candidates."
"I used to have a job; ""I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off."""
"What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants? My iPhone 6"
"What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside? A lightbulb."
"What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab? ""Looks like you've got me in a pinch."""
"[Spanish w/ translation] Cual es es la risa mas picante? Ahi Ahi Ahi Translation: What is the spiciest laugh? Pepper pepper pepper"
"Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk? It always had some sort of weed on it!"
"Hey girl, are you Karma? ...because Karma is a bitch."