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Joke of the Day
"I'm not religious until you need help moving on a Sunday."
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"Walmart has an alarming amount of security camera video with me humping stuff with a swimming pool noodle."
"A real ""nonstop flight"" would be terrifying."
"A friend told me to try Viagra, he said it'll make me feel like James Bond. I don't know about that but I can defiantly feel my Rodger Moore."
"Have you heard about the gay bees with allergies? They come out in hives."
"What kind of dreams do dustmites have? .............. Mitemares"
"Just once, I'd like to see an honest Facebook status, like ""happy birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"""
"[finally rich enough to go to a tailor] ""How can I help you sir?"" One clothes please!"
"What's the most offensive jokes you guys have? What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear"
"People with Tourette's would be great to take to improv shows where they take audience suggestions."