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Joke of the Day

"I hate it... I hate it when people say something online and don't take credit for it. Pussies. Anonymous"

"Shout out to the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets. *Friend posted this. Gave me a good laugh."

"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Because there were so many knights !"

"I got in a lot of trouble on a date recently because I didn't open the car door for her Instead I just swam up to the surface"

"Do you know what paraplegics can't stand? *that"

"Going on Reddit is a lot like having sex You have fun for about 30 minutes then it all ends and you look back at the mess you just made."

"A great white shark is just a normal shark with khakis and a high credit score."

"HAPPY APRIL FOOLS GUYS!! I hope I'm not too late. Uploaded with Internet Explorer ."

"who called it carrying your cell phone in your front pocket instead of hot signals in your area"

"I only came to this school reunion because one of you've got my Wu Tang tape."