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Joke of the Day
"Anyone know the title of Steven Tyler's new cook book? Wok this way."
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"What's the difference between a white girl and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it."
"I like my women like I like my microwaves... ... cold on the outside, and kills any baby that you put inside."
"Someone asked me who do I prefer ""Chris Brown or Rihanna?"" Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time."
"What do sex and air have in common? It's no big deal unless you aren't getting any. Heard on the radio."
"What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber? Santa stops at 3 Ho's"
"People are generally unhappy until they get what they want, then the cycle starts all over again."
"Advice to women: don't confuse men with credit cards."
"the umami flavor derives its nam from the phenomnenom of when u taste som realy good soy sauce & it causes u to sassily shout ""oo, mami!"""
"*hands you baby* Here's your Christmas present I got it at the mall but it didn't come with a gift receipt & people may be looking for it."