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Joke of the Day

"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again."

"What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister? Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay"

"What do you call an elf that sings? A wrapper."

"A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours."

"Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open."

"Where does the Joker keep a record of his favourite shrubland areas? Heath Ledger."

"I once had a job circumcising elephants. The pay sucked, but the tips were big!"

"I want to tell a joke here... ...but it's about sex and I don't think most redditors get it"

"I've been watching so much porn lately I spit on my hotdog before putting it the bun."

"Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None they only screw the poor"