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Joke of the Day
"What is a condom with a hole? Kinder Surprise"
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"Mom, why is the internet so slow Well, either your brother loads something down or your sister loads something up."
"A time traveler. Knock knock. Who's there?"
"you met the short guy who came out of the cupboard? that was a low blow"
"One day,the boy touched the girl's hand.The next day, the girl touched the boy's hand. What a touching story.."
"No one seems to care how NYC's smallest residents are handling this heatwave, which is why I'm asking you to join my Shave The Rats campaign"
"I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it."
"I can make you speak even MORE Irish. Say this five times fast: ""Your fork can eat jet."""
"So a kid starts cussing in Social Studies class Another kid hears it and tells the teacher. Teacher confronts kid, saying ""Tom says you were swearing.."" Kid replies, ""That's fucking bullshit!"""
"What do you call a set of computer generated jokes? A comedy subroutine"