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Joke of the Day

"I like working out. Sometimes I still feel like I have the body of a teenager, but then I remember I buried that slut like, a week ago."

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"Roman numerals. What are they good IV?"
"What do you call a ghost in spring? April ghouls"
"My son got very excited about all the toys he found when I cleaned behind the couch, I should have waited till Christmas morning to do that"
"I told my dad that I heard the U.S. is sending warships to Yemen.. ""Sounds like some Yemen-aide..."""
"Black Lumberjack What tool does a black lumberjack use? An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do?"
"Maybe middle America will believe in global warming if we make it a Snapple Fact."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? None"
"Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing? Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer"
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