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Joke of the Day

"I was in a highbrow bar at the Ritz Carlton, and their Pianist was asking folks for requests. I said to him, ""Can you play an Etude by Chopin?"" He replied, ""Which one?"" I responded, ""The composer."""

"Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul"

"I went to a club and they played ""The Twist"", I did the twist. They played ""Jump"", I jumped. They played ""Come on Eileen""...I got kicked out for that one."

"I always cried when my Dad chopped onions. Onions was a good dog."

"What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? You're too young to be smoking!"

"If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."

"I came home to my wife yelling ""The square root of pi!"" angrily. I told her she was being irrational."

"Whats the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman... Im sorry"

"- ""I love Beyonce... - Whatever floats your boat mate. - No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'. - ..."""

"I have a joke about couches But it's sofa-cking terrible. You don't want to hear it."