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Joke of the Day

"I got a girl pregnant in high school. Her son grew to be 6 foot 7 (200 cm). Biggest mistake I ever made."

"Why I'm leaving /r/jokes I'm going to bed"

"I'm black but not "" can't understand the Winter Olympics"" black. Those guys in the ski race are running from cops on a bobsled, right?"

"Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country? Too many horses were drowning."

"It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, that you realise... ...there is always a way to solve problems, without using violence."

"""Last Airbender"" got a 6% on 'Rotten Tomatoes.' Do you know how bad a film has to be to get below 15%? ""2 Girls 1 Cup"" got an 18%."

"[house being raided] [swat guy crashes through window, lands on slip n slide I placed there for this exact reason and slides out front door]"

"What do communists do on May Day? Paint the town red."

"How did Donald Trump earn his millions? He started with his dad's billions."

"""Space heater"" is a pretty ambitious name. How about ""shin warmer?"""