180211
Joke of the Day
"Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy? Steven King. JK Rowling."
Next Joke
"How do you put a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender first How do you get it out? Tortilla chips"
"Drugs made me responsible. If it weren't for drugs I might have never started working at 15."
"When it comes to Russian Roulette .. .. 5/6 approve"
"I was watching an educational TV show one time. It was so boring, but what's more fucked up is I contracted visual AIDS."
"What's red and green and spins round & round & round? A frog in a blender."
"Me, hold a grudge? Never. I carry a battle axe at all times and settle any nonsense as it happens."
"Most doctors agree that drinking a glass of red wine a day is beneficial, since it calms them down before surgery."
"hey it's me, the girl who just googled ""chemistry alphabet"" when i meant ""periodic table"""
"Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$@k dogs? In the lab."