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Joke of the Day
"What does Sodium and Batman have in common? NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out...."
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"I had the bottom bunk in my college dorm... I was always getting fucked over by my roommate. *I'll see myself out...*"
"My girlfriend asked me to get her a cold drink. Apparently cough syrup wasn't what she was after."
"Why do men die before their wives? They *want* to"
"I graduated in zooscatology. ""BULLSHIT!"""
"Please stop telling me how you wish you had my curly hair. You don't know the struggle of waking up looking like Mufasa."
"My clients have a 86% survival rate, which makes me an above-average babysitter."
"I didn't really want to go to the seafood buffet... ...but I just went for the halibut"
"Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside? Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain."
"I just used the messiest urinal... If you ever see the model ""Dyson Airblade"" just go use a regular toilet. If you'll excuse me, I need a shower."