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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting injected with tetanus."
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"Why do green beans meditate? To find inner peas!"
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"I a tendency to skip words."
"I was at the bank earlier and an elderly lady asked me to check her balance for her I still don't understand why she was mad when I pushed her over"
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"When is a woman too fat to fuck? When you pull her panties to her knees and there's still pussy in them."
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"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."
"Jessica Simpson has already taught her daughter everything she knows."