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Joke of the Day
"That awkward moment when I'm really drunk and you're still ugly."
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"What do comedians put outside their house on Halloween? 'Pun-kins'"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock... *who's there"" It's the chicken!"
"Add inches to your penis with this one simple trick! Sharpen the edge of your ruler before you measure."
"For starters, you drew your mom the same size as the house. Good enough for the fridge? I don't even want it in my garbage."
"Why is the gay rights movement succeeding? The message is loud and queer."
"I predict that in the year 2050 the only people who will have tramp stamps will be grandmas. Thus they will be referred to as granny stamps."
"How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill? They smoke them out."
"You know someone is hard core When they have strong and well-defined abdominal muscles"
"How do you confuse Hellen Keller? step on her books with golf shoes"