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Joke of the Day

"I had no idea Instagram was down until a girl in front of me at Starbucks cancelled her order, saying ""Instagram is down it's useless"""

"Latvian Jokes Latvian Olympian win silver medal in skeleton. Wishes silver medal was potato. Still is hungry."

"A girl told me that I have a really strong tongue today. It was my dentist holding my tongue back as the other one was filling a cavity."

"Samantha from Facebook wants everyone to know she & her family are going on a cruise next week just in case you want to break into her house"

"Naming that space movie Gravity makes about as much sense as naming Jurassic Park something like There's No Dinosaurs In This."

"I treat my women like I treat my cereal Spoon first to get it wet, then eat it. P.S. I love fat chicks."

"""Usain Bolt, Trump regrets/ Gawker downed by Hogan's sex/ Manafort, Putin's pet/ Lochte lies then hops on jet/ We didn't start the fire..."""

"When someone you don't like is eating them, chips sound like 1000 asteroids smashing into the polar ice caps."

"Why does Batman think so highly about himself? Bruce Wayne."

"What do rabbis call the leftovers of a circumcision? Debris."