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"Nietzsche: God is dead God: Nietzsche is dead [they both turn to camera] THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT OUR MATTRESS PRICES"
"Probably already been done but... What is wrong with a humorless person? A broken funny bone. I'll leave now."
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot, breathe!!!!"
"I accidentally spilled my bottle of rum on the floor. I was let down because I thought I'd be the one getting wasted."
"I dressed up as an enema for Halloween It really scares the crap out of people."
"How do you know when a woman is pregnant? She switches from Ragu to Prego."
"A man goes to the library and asks for the book ""Psycho the Rapist"".. The librarian slaps him and says it's ""Psychotherapist""!"
"What does Neil Degrasse Tyson call orgies... ...the big bang courtesy of reds"
"Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read? Because it's re-fined!"