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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when a woman is pregnant? She switches from Ragu to Prego."
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"When Santa's helpers take pics of themselves is it called an Elfie?"
"If I had a time machine I would go back to certain conversations with my wife to see if she really said the things she's told me I forgot..."
"Did you hear about the woman who hotboxed her burqa? She got stoned"
"A pregnant woman came in looking for a girly stroller So I kicker her in the stomach."
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Grab onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
"Test joke I was gonna tell a gay joke butt fuck it"
"You give me butterflies. I give them back. Please stop handing me insects, it's really weird."
"Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow? To look more like their mom."
"It's weird how many people at my office are named ""Hey."""