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Joke of the Day
"What does Neil Degrasse Tyson call orgies... ...the big bang courtesy of reds"
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"Why are Apple products popular with hipsters? Steve Jobs went underground."
"I once played the back end of a wasp in a pantomime play. But I thought I was the bees' knees..."
"Two crows are loitering in the park; why did they get arrested? Attempted murder."
"Just been up in the loft getting the Christmas tree down, and I found a present from last year which we must have forgotten to give to the kids... ...shame really, they would have loved a kitten."
"An ad company friended me on facebook I guess you could say they wanted to ad me."
"What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams? Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader?"
"God has cursed me with thoughts that come in 147 characters."
"My boyfriend has the body of a god! Or the body of God. Okay, he's like the body of Christ. What I mean is, he's a round white cracker."
"Beauty is only skin deep ... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!"