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Joke of the Day
"Stuart hall, Rolf harris and Max clifford walk into an Irish bar. Barman says not Yew Tree again"
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"I understand the beautiful part, Cover Girl. But isn't ""easy breezy"" just another way to say ""slutty and flatulent?"""
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"When telling a joke to a German, it's very important to remember the rule of three. They have a very drei sense of humor."