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Joke of the Day

"Stuart hall, Rolf harris and Max clifford walk into an Irish bar. Barman says not Yew Tree again"

"Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee? Because he was misbeehiving"

"Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one."

"I recently switched from Wells Fargo to a credit union... ...my banking got much simpler - bye all accounts."

"My relationship status is a Taylor Swift song just waiting to happen."

"A lot of people make a big deal about age differences in couples. As far as I'm concerned a girl is fair game as soon as she's finished school. So usually at about 3:15"

"What type of bees makes milk instead of honey? Boobies"

"Grizzlies are emerging from hibernation, so hiking in groups of 3 or more is recommended. Also not being the slowest one of the group."

"The year is 2087. Selfies are the new currency now and that annoying girl you went to high school with is the richest person in the world."

"Where does Batman go to get a haircut? Batman-do"