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Joke of the Day
"wife: um, why is the zoo calling about a missing giraffe? me measuring the ceiling: no idea."
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"My wife is so skilful... My wife is so skilful she can say ""No"" in thousand different ways. Without even speaking."
"You shouldn't trust dermatologists. They make a lot of rash decisions."
"I got a 0 on my computers test. a 01000001"
"Tall Grande at Venti. It's the midget psychic at large in the perspective of Starbucks. Can I get internet points now?"
"""Dumb as a bag of hammers"" is kind of a stupid comparison because it's actually quite a clever way to carry several hammers at once."
"Where do you take a sick boat? To the dock!"
"What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!"
"Why are pot heads always so condescending? They always think they're higher then others"
"I see you've chosen to express your midlife crisis with cologne."