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Joke of the Day

"Two gay guys are hanging out... Two gay guys are hanging out, and one says to the other, ""Hey, let's play hide and go seek! Loser gets fucked in the ass... I'll be behind the couch."""

"The NSA killed my Internet Now I have to build a GNU one."

"Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons"

"Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round? They're wheels."

"Why can't animals take tests? Too many cheetahs!!!!"

"Coworker: What are those chocolate coins you guys get on Hanukkah called? Me: Gelt. Coworker: Guilt? Me: No, Jews get that all year round."

"I called the fortune-teller for an appointment. She said ""We will meet at 2pm"" ... I didn't go"

"Saw a sign outside of an office building which said.. .. ""Today's workshop 'How To Cope With Disappointment' has been cancelled"""

"I got fired today ""what? why?"" no idea ""you have no idea?"" nope ""I'm confused when did this happen?"" between pre break break and break"

"In Russia, Jesus finds you."