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Joke of the Day

"We're like lazy revolutionaries who act only by posting lame comments on a public forum."

"Why is Han Solo a loner? Because he's solo."

"Could you buy me something cheap for lunch, please? Sure thing, how about the gluten? It's free"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry made it out of the chamber."

"*playing poker* *my opponent smirks* ""All in."" he says. *pair of aces* *I smile* *throws down a pair of Olsen twins* ""Full House."""

"I once accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book. It was embarrassing and cost a fortune in stamps."

"70's kids won't get this... Social Security benefits -50's kids"

"The Duke ordered his subjects not to dig tunnels beneath his land but the King gave them permission to do so, He felt undermined."

"saw someone spill their high end juice cleanse all over the sidewalk and now I know god is on my side"

"What is the only group of cops who get in trouble when a black guy gets killed? secret service"