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Joke of the Day

"Dating a homeless girl I can just drop her off anywhere after the date right?"

"Life's a bitch, Because if it was a slut, It would be easy."

"Mario and Luigi fight to the death, in ""The Plunger Games""."

"In the book I'm currently reading, there's a section that talks about the vagina. It's my favourite passage."

"The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. ""Six please"" she said ""I could never eat twelve!"""

"What are the coldest triangles? Ice-sosceles"

"I worry about people who write ""taken"" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them and why aren't we helping to find them?"

"Don't brag about anything you achieved before 1980. There were billions less people. It was way easier."

"I'm writing a television series which involves everyone smoking dope. It's a mellow drama."

"The Boston Bruins had a good chance of beating the Leafs... ...but they totally bombed it."