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Joke of the Day

"In the book I'm currently reading, there's a section that talks about the vagina. It's my favourite passage."

"What do you call a sugary werewolf? a glycan"

"What did the ghost say when he looked in the beehive? Boo-bees!"

"You can never trust an atom because they make up everything"

"What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed? Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane?"

"What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde? They'll never be royals"

"Knock knock! 'Who's there?' 'To' 'To who' '*to whom' 'Kill yourself'"

"The worst thing about owls is the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave."

"What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet? Urine trouble."

"My wife opened one of her birthday presents early, saying that it was ""practically screaming out at her"" That's the last time I buy her an orphan"