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Joke of the Day

"I worry about people who write ""taken"" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them and why aren't we helping to find them?"

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"I wanted my Native American girlfriend to move in with me but she had some reservations."
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"My wife's cooking is so bad.... My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food."
"Kermit and Miss Piggy never married. He has Kermitment issues."
"When I die I want my body donated to science, but more specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life."
"cops shutting down my giant SLIP N' SLIDE again because the traffic on the highway needs to get around us I guess"
"[airplane intercom] good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking why did you leave without me"
"What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician? It is possible that UFOs exist."