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Joke of the Day

"*Cowboy stares at the horizon* ""A storm's comin"" [In the distance, Darude 'Sandstorm' can be heard faintly] *Cowboy cracks a glowstick*"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a prostitute? The looks on their faces while you're nailing them."

"A girl dialed her own no. from her bf's cell to see her name saved in list like doll or sweetie.she was shocked to see............Mukesh plumber..:)"

"Give a girl an inch and she'll want the other 6 too"

"I took the Quiz quiz and found out I am ""Which Game of Thrones character are you?"""

"Why did the Cook cross the road? because there were ""Too Many Cooks""."

"Your skin looks great do you use concealer? I dab."

"What do you call a high definition piss? 1080 Pee -- My roommate"

"Sometimes I get really stoned and stare at phone and wonder why I pay so much money for a government tracking device."

"I take the ""L"" and ""R"" on my headphones way too seriously"