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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a street full of cheap hookers and a McDonald's? Quarter Pound Town."
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"If Usain Bolt was an electrician... His name would be Usain Volt"
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"What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into? None of your abyss-ness"
"The weather in England is like the Muslims in Iraq. It's either Sunni, or Shiite."
"This guy's ""game"" is so bad, He can't get pussy from a dead cat."
"For Christmas last year I got a sweater. This year I'd prefer a moaner or a squirter."
"What do Cerial killers drink? milk"
"I wonder how many people come visit our country and then immediately leave after trying a slice of American cheese."
"Can't they show a realistic anti-depressant commercial where the person spends all day on Twitter & they don't own any matching furniture"