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Joke of the Day

"What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into? None of your abyss-ness"

"Someone should make a website that allows you to anonymously chat with random Jews from around the world. They could call it 'Oi-megle'."

"How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing."

"Based on the reaction of the pharmacist who just sold me cold pills, I need to work on my ""I'm not going to make meth with these"" smile."

"NSFW What is the noisiest thing in the world? Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof."

"The only way to make conservatives feel threatened by climate change is to convince them the climate is gay."

"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar"

"So a dyslexic walks into a bra. . ."

"It's the cheese police, you're under arrest. Looks like you've been keeping all your cheddar... In a Swiss bank account."

"Husband: I'm going to take kids to do something fun today so you can relax. Me: sounds awesome! H: Will you get them ready for me?"