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Joke of the Day

"What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into? None of your abyss-ness"

"What do you call a Mexican midget lady? Cuntswaylow"

"One girl did a presentation in hittites and she went through while presentation... straight faced calling it ""high-titties"" everyone was losing it and she couldn't figure out why."

":( turn that frown upside down ):"

"Why are there only 49 entrants in the Ms. Black USA competition? Nobody wants to be I-da-ho."

"What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread? Its going to be all rye."

"My surname: 'Ever.' My given forename: 'Superior'. Similar to a torn talofibular ligament, I am not one to be trifled with."

"I bought a guide on the internet on how to be a thief 3 months ago I Haven't received it yet.."

"Niantic's customer support minor text fixes Edit: The title **is** the joke."

"When Hugh Hefner dies I don't think people will say he's in a better place."