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Joke of the Day

"I wonder how many people come visit our country and then immediately leave after trying a slice of American cheese."

"You can eat a clock But it is very time consuming"

"That's so nice of Activia to offer a money back guarantee. Am I supposed to send them pictures of myself not shitting?"

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."

"What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."

"I went to M.C. Hammer's house once. It was annoying. He won't let you touch anything."

"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever opened up a grilled cheese?"

"BMW What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves. Made by slaves."

"DBZA Joke! Frieza: How do you work the Dragon Balls? Nail: Did you work the shaft?"