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Joke of the Day

"Why did the fallen child cross the road? Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination."

"Change the last word of your favorite movie title to ""Impregnator"" e.g. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's **Impregnator** Transformers, Revenge of the **Impregnator**"

"Punctuality is important. It's the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and arriving late to find he's already done it."

"I like my women how I like my coffee. Big tits."

"Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?"

"Easy come, easy go describes my last 12 cases of beer and 17 relationships."

"What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger? They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done."

"They probably could have called lightbulbs, just ""bulbs"". Most people would still get it."

"You find love when you're not looking for it, and you can't find it when you really want to. It's sh!t like this that makes me drink."

"Thieves .. Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap,shower gel,towels and deodorant.Dirty Bastards."