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Joke of the Day

"How do you define necrophilia? The urge to crack open a cold one"

"What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed? Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY? Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)"

"I have a coworker whose humour gets drier ...as he gets more dehydrated. (True story)"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the approaching feminist."

"<joke> ""Punchline"" is not an internal or external command. Attempting a continue... C:\Windows\System32\ taskkill /IM joke.exe </joke>"

"You remind me of my pinky toe. You're small, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on the coffee table later tonight"

"What's a married couples favorite sex position? Doggy Style. The husband sits up and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead."

"Women: Let me over-think everything you just said, connect them to things you said years ago and pick a fight about it when you least expect"

"Cleaning ladies: The new craze that's sweeping the nation"

"My Grandpa Raymond and his wife live in a retirement community for swingers. What are his favorite underwear made out of? Ray on Paulie's Ester"