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Joke of the Day

"Women: Let me over-think everything you just said, connect them to things you said years ago and pick a fight about it when you least expect"

"Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore. It's too crowded."

"What's the definition of 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period."

"How does the Catholic Church make their holy water? They boil the hell out of it."

"My girlfriend might not appriciate this. Me: I've got something to tell you. Gf: Don't say that makes me anxious. Me: I've got a date. Gf: ??? Me: http://imgur.com/GeYB7xY Still to hear back from her."

"What do you call a fake noodle?... An Impasta!"

"There was a mass sodomy at the McDonald farm. Everyone found out because the pig squealed."

"What do you call a fish that is good for your bones? An orthopedic sturgeon. :D ?"

"Telling a woman that you want to ""rock her body"" means something completely different in Pakistan."

"I have this reoccurring nightmare called a job."