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Joke of the Day

"<joke> ""Punchline"" is not an internal or external command. Attempting a continue... C:\Windows\System32\ taskkill /IM joke.exe </joke>"

"Pot bellied pigs are gateway pigs to cocaine bellied pigs."

"How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money? Kappatalism!"

"What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench? The NBA"

"""This place sucks."" ~Stevie Wonder at an art gallery"

"Heard about the blonde that sold her car for GAS Money..."

"Used tampons should be hung outside for the mosquito"

"The last airline I flew charged for everything. Except for the bad service. That was free."

"There was a kidnapping in my school today. Thank god he woke up."

"[David Attenborough narrating my life] Once again the young offspring attempts to leave the nest. Once again he has flown into a wall"