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Joke of the Day

"Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No you have to look at it."

"Why do black people where baggy pants? 'Cause they're knee grows!"

"What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados? GuacaMole!"

"In an alternate universe, humans with an extra cromossome are gods, each responsible for a physical property. It has been this way since the Down of time."

"Pizza at gay marriages will inevitably become a trend. It will be largely symbolic (and artisanal)."

"I've just been diagnosed with paranoia and constipation. I'm scared shitless."

"I will work for Apple But I take bananas too. Or just any food. Please."

"Hispanic and black jokes are really all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"What do you call somebody who pretends to play on a player piano? A Penis"

"Serious top linked post on /r/science made me laugh: ""Giant methane storms on Uranus"" Original link: http://phys.org/news/2015-03-giant-methane-storms-uranus.html"