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Joke of the Day
"Hispanic and black jokes are really all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
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"Probably the most notable thing about being an adult is not knowing whether you're tired or sad."
"My dad told me he was gay, i didnt believe him until my other dad comfirmed it"
"My phone auto corrected Donut into Donuts. I never felt more proud to be an American."
"If eye fucking is a thing, my husband probably has opthalmic herpes from Haley at the burrito store."
"How do you tell if you have a high sperm count. She chews before she swallows."
"Dear guy lighting bottle rocket fuses with a cigarette that's still in your mouth, You're going as a pirate for Halloween."
"What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky? *Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer."
"I like my jokes like I like my sex life... ... quick and unsatisfying."