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Joke of the Day
"I ordered at a Reddit Deli I messed up and ordered the wrong sub."
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"What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room? An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral."
"A man arrives home and was absolutely delighted when he saw that someone had stolen every single lamp from his house"
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