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Joke of the Day
"I ordered at a Reddit Deli I messed up and ordered the wrong sub."
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"How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog."
"If Seal was my friend, I would never miss an opportunity to ask him, ""Wanna go clubbing?"""
"I bet i can tell you where you got your shoes. You got'em on your feet."
"What do rednecks do on halloween? Pumpkin"
"What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time? Marblehead"
"What is a Nazi's favorite bird? Q: What's a Nazi's favorite bird? A: Austrich"
"What did one triangle say to the other triangle? Hey, we should get together and square dance!"
"I like to nickname my penis Buzz Lightyear Because he likes to travel to the star and beyond"
"Avoid the horror of watching your children's nativity this year by using a condom approximately six years before you have to attend."