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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer"
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"Just threw away a trash can. That was weird."
"What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!"
"Hitler has heard that the Americans have liberated Normandy Hitler: It's over Eva. Everything's a disaster. We might as well call this Disaster Day. Eva: Why not just call it D-Day?"
"What do you call a bull masturbating? Beef stroganoff"
"A Muslim suicide bomber joins Reddit **Edit: Wow, this blew up!"
"MIND BENDER: Take your age. Now subtract 3. That's how old you were three years ago."
"Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok? Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. ""If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo"":p"
"Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them."
"I go in hard and come out soft You blow me hard what am I? a stick of gum :D"