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Joke of the Day
"MIND BENDER: Take your age. Now subtract 3. That's how old you were three years ago."
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"year 39, month 3: woke up a sentient tangle of meat and calcium again"
"What's better than a paradox? A pair of nurses"
"Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa? Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis."
"How do you know the universe likes Saturn? It put a ring on it."
"Shaving your head when you're going bald is the ultimate ""You can't fire me, I quit."""
"Chewbacca Twat If Chewbacca had a Twatt would it be considered a Chwat?"
"Want to hear a really shitty gay joke? poop dick"
"The wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help me get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and gave her some diet pills."
"Me: I know you from somewhere Jesus: I get that a lot Me: no I'm sure Jesus: just one of those faces Me: [holding arms out] go like this"