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Joke of the Day

"Great Barrier Reef is 'almost dead', say scientists It is officially being downgraded to a ""Good Barrier Reef""."

"I don't know who put chairs in the elevator, but that's a kind of laziness that I can respect."

"Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in ""I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."""

"s/o to bees for producing food that we can eat. no other bug is generous like that LOVE YOU BEES"

"If you had to choose between having a love life, or a lifetime supply of pudding: How much chocolate pudding would you eat that first day?"

"Why can you trust noone in the savannah? Cause they be lion."

"How do they calculate global warming? Al-gore-ythms"

"What do you call a pig that does karate?? Roast beef."

"What's the difference between a Greyhound bus station and a lobster with tits? One's a crusty bus station; the other is a busty crustacean."

"Why is a room full of married people empty? There isn't a single person in it."