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Joke of the Day

"Great Barrier Reef is 'almost dead', say scientists It is officially being downgraded to a ""Good Barrier Reef""."

"How does Times Square start the new year? By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! ""The audience can sing this one."""

"Did you hear the one about the gang that's throwing eggs at people and kicking their asses? No Yolks but that enough about the Beaters"

"What do you call white on the top and black at the bottom? Society."

"If Kim and Kanye name their next kid North West again, we can comfortably refer to the two as One Direction."

"I bought a friend of mine an elephant for his room He said thanks. I said don't mention it."

"34% stats on reddit are made up. . . Like your love life."

"What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!"

"I got kicked out of my club cuddling team today.. ..turns out they frown on the use of performance enhancing hugs."

"Does anyone know of any rappers who are proud of their hometowns?"