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Joke of the Day
"I found The Theory Of Everything It was in the blu-ray box at Walmart."
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"Why do endocrinologists visit brothels? Because they are interested in whore moans."
"Homeless people's dogs must think, ""Damn, this is the longest walk ever!"""
"A battery murdered another battery He was charged with murder and put in a duracell."
"today, my girlfriend asked me for a dick pic.... but the NASA didn't let me use the Hubble Space telescope.."
"Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over Miss? Me:[takes a quick suck off helium balloon] No officer why? Cop:Lol, nevermind"
"Husband: Why are there broken condoms on our couch? Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names."
"You know what the best part of having dyslexia is? I have sex daily"
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? Cuz' it scares the fuck out of the dogs!"
"If pigs could vote they'd always vote for the guy who brings the food, even though he's the same one who will slaughter and eat them later."