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Joke of the Day
"My favorite joke about Alzheimer's"
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"Shampoo is much more marketable than it's original name, Shamshit."
"WTH! @ The audience that just sat and watched the first ever magician to saw a lady in half."
"Why don't ants go to church? Because they are insects."
"I need an app on my phone to connect to the douches Bluetooth driving next to me so I can fart in his ear."
"[showing people around museum] and if u look to ur left you'll see a bunch of uppity people who get reaaal weird when you lick the paintings"
"Castles are great but I wish you could rent other forms of bouncy architecture"
"What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose."
"i showed an african kid ""the human centipede film"".... he wasn't hungry anymore"
"What do you call someone who dyes their hair red? Trans-ginger"