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Joke of the Day

"Guns don't avoid critical thinking by leaning on tired aphorisms. People do."

"What do you call a blonde who dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"

"Did you hear about the midget that got kicked out of the nudist colony? He was getting into everybody's hair..."

"Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard? Try to disable sticky keys."

"What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account? An anonimouse"

"*I gently close front door Dog: Where have you been?? I was worried sick about you! See that vomit on the floor? That's because of you!"

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WatAHHH!!"

"10% luck... 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain 100% reason to remember *the game.*"

"What does a tornado and a woman have in common? It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone"

"If cops can drive undercover cars, we should be able to drive cop cars. It's only fair."