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Joke of the Day
"I couldn't figure out why my car exhaust was so quiet... It left me baffled!"
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"Did you hear about the Mexican Army's new weapons? Everyone was issued a nail gun."
"Charlie Sheen #thinning"
"What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office."
"Why did the woman cross the road? Good fucking question, I need to get stronger locks for the home dungeon."
"[trailer] Narrator: THIS SUMMER, KEVIN HART Me: oh no Narrator: GUESS WHAT HE'S DOING Me: another cop m- Narrator: ANOTHER COP MOVIE"
"What did they call Hitler when he swam? Adolfin"
"Your momma is so classless... she could be a Marxist utopia"
"I met my wife online. It was love at first site."
"Drinking Coors is like sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water"