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Joke of the Day

"Drinking Coors is like sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water"

"A flash mob has nothing to do with a bunch of Italians in trench coats hanging out at a playground, apparently."

"I want a car horn that shouts obscenities."

"What color is the most metal? Ma*djent*a"

"haha how about we make a pact if we're both single in 6 seconds we get married?? haha look how nervous u are. times runnin out tho"

"Did you hear about the earthquake? There was a fault in Washington. It was Obama's!"

"Have you watched the movie about polynomials? I heard the *f(x)* were great!"

"So what do you do for a living? ""I'm in the Secret Service"" Wow, you didn't keep that secret too well did you"

"Did you ""ask"" me or ""axe"" me? Because seriously...... one is murder."

"North Korea claiming they test fired a big rock at Russia."